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Third Man To Walk On Water
by F&J Staff
2 Jul 2008 at 3:03pm
Ok, so everyone knows about the first two dudes to walk on water… Jesus and his apostle, Peter. Well there’s one more, and it happened recently and one of those running of the bulls events.
In case you’re from Guinness, I think his name was Jose from some place in Pamplona. In other news, we’ve been [...]
Peter And The Cross
by F&J Staff
2 Jul 2008 at 2:46pm
Jesus Christ is dying on the cross, his disciples are gathered around, crying. Peter looks up and notices that Jesus seems to be calling him, “Peter, come hither!”
Immediately Peter rushes over to the cross, only to be hit severely over the head by the roman guard. He gets on his feet again and wants to [...]
Fun Things To Do While Driving
by F&J Staff
27 Jun 2008 at 1:59pm
Got a boring road trip somewhere in the near future? Tired of the same old monotonous drive every morning to work or school? How about bringing some excitement, not only to your drive - but to others! Here are some fun things to do while driving, in case you get bored…
Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely [...]
Qualifying For Heaven
by F&J Staff
25 Jun 2008 at 6:47pm
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They [...]
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates Meet Their Maker
by F&J Staff
25 Jun 2008 at 6:45pm
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.
Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth’s ecological system was most important.
God looked [...]
Heavenly Quicky In The Bushes
by F&J Staff
20 Jun 2008 at 12:54pm
At a famous inner city park you’ll find two beautiful statues, one of a nude man and the other of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years when, one day, an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two of [...]
Dead Daddy Long Legs
by F&J Staff
12 Jun 2008 at 4:46pm
A little girl was playing in the garden next to her father when she noticed two large spiders on top of each other, apparently mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked.
“They’re mating,” her father replied.
“What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked.
“That’s a daddy long legs,” her father answered.
“So, the other [...]
Them Darn Kids and My Watermelons
by F&J Staff
12 Jun 2008 at 4:34pm
A local farmer just outside of town grew watermelons for a living, and he was doing quite well but was being hassled by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch late at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the [...]
Curious Thirteen
by F&J Staff
28 May 2008 at 6:06pm
A bright young man was walking down a road in his neighborhood and, as he walked past a red building with a tall white fence around it, he heard a crowd of people chanting “Twelve, twelve, twelve” over and over again…
Curiosity getting the best of him, he tried to look up over the fence to see what [...]
Taking Care Of Mom
by F&J Staff
28 May 2008 at 6:00pm
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.
The first said, “I built a big house for our Mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.” The third smiled and said, “I’ve got you [...]
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